During this holiday season I received MANY holiday cards and e-mails. Unfortunately because I’ve been so busy (as usual), I couldn’t send any out myself. So If I could, I’d like to use this as my Christmas Card to everyone who was kind enough to send one to me/I would sent one to….
Dear friend/relative/business associate…
Merry Christmas/Chanukah/Kwanzaa/Ramadan/Solstice/Voodoo Day!
Boy! What a year it’s been.
Me with my computer work and you doing…whatever it is you do.
Thanks for the Christmas/Kwanzaa/Solstice card, it was very beautiful and/or humorous.
I enjoyed the photo of your kid or kids.
Boy, he/she/they are REALLY getting big!
Have you seen our mutual friend, if we have one?
Can you believe what he or she is up to? Boy…some people!
Does your son/daughter/sister/brother/husband/wife still have that drug problem?
All you can do is trust in God, or if you prefer, Voodoo.
How is Granny/Nanna/Mima/YaYa? So-so?
Hey! How about that professional team we both root for?
They should fire or rehire that manager of theirs. He’s a character!
Well…better go
By the way…
Sorry about not getting around to visiting/calling you that time/those times.
I hope you received many presents from Santa/the “Chanukah Guy”/Voodoo Man.
And that the coming year is as good as/better than/nothing like last year.
Best Wishes
Karl
The ACTUAL COST of the 12 Days of Christmas!
*Credits: Loosely based (OK…plagiarized) on a Saturday Night Live skit I watched some years back
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Here’s hoping your holidays are as wonderful & exciting as ever!
