Dec
26
2009

Belated Holiday Wishes

During this holiday season I received MANY holiday cards and e-mails. Unfortunately because I’ve been so busy (as usual), I couldn’t send any out myself. So If I could, I’d like to use this as my Christmas Card to everyone who was kind enough to send one to me/I would sent one to….

Dear friend/relative/business associate…

Merry Christmas/Chanukah/Kwanzaa/Ramadan/Solstice/Voodoo Day!

Boy! What a year it’s been.
Me with my computer work and you doing…whatever it is you do.

Thanks for the Christmas/Kwanzaa/Solstice card, it was very beautiful and/or humorous.

I enjoyed the photo of your kid or kids.
Boy, he/she/they are REALLY getting big!

Have you seen our mutual friend, if we have one?
Can you believe what he or she is up to?  Boy…some people!

Does your son/daughter/sister/brother/husband/wife still have that drug problem?
All you can do is trust in God, or if you prefer, Voodoo.

How is Granny/Nanna/Mima/YaYa? So-so?

Hey! How about that professional team we both root for?
They should fire or rehire that manager of theirs.  He’s a character!

Well…better go

By the way…
Sorry about not getting around to visiting/calling you that time/those times.

I hope you received many presents from Santa/the “Chanukah Guy”/Voodoo Man.
And that the coming year is as good as/better than/nothing like last year.

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Best Wishes
Karl

Happy Chanukah!

The ACTUAL COST of the 12 Days of Christmas!

*Credits: Loosely based (OK…plagiarized) on a Saturday Night Live skit I watched some years back

The ORIGINAL website (reloaded for the season)

Written by Karl in: Karl |
Dec
24
2009

Why You Didn’t Get A Card This Christmas….

This has been one of the most hectic holiday seasons ever for me.

Rushed at Christmas!

Everything started the week of thanksgiving. Switching over to my owning the business again-and all the things needed for that such as insurance and so forth, holidays, more clients (which I have no complaints on by the way), as well as some personal hiccups just made this season fly.

I really felt I was trapped in a tornado at times especially as the season is here!

SO…I wanted to apologize to friends & family for not getting you a Christmas Card and/or present. It wasn’t that I didn’t want to, but I barely got presents for family (ask my Mom who just got her package yesterday & I friggin FORGOT the one item she asked for/needed now).

[BIG Sigh]

So please enjoy the holiday season & know that my thoughts are with you…if nothing else.

Written by Karl in: AAARRRGGGHHH!!!,Karl |
Dec
17
2009

How Sad Is This Joke?

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, gets an x-ray, which isn’t reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for a month Later.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.

The SECOND is a Senior Citizen!

Written by Karl in: America,Humor |
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