When I was growing up I remember people leaving horrible little comics from Chick Publications (if you’re so inclined, read the latest from Jack T. Chick: http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1011/1011_01.asp) in our mailbox in NYC.
These "little gems" are designed to let you know if you don’t repent and follow Christ RIGHT NOW, you’re gonna burn…..
Burn for eternity.
So….if you subscribe to this thinking, you probably shouldn’t go to this site: XXX Bible:
http://www.postfun.com/pfp/NC-17Bible.html#FO.
It takes actual quotes from the bible and categorizes them into various "adult" categories.
Don’t get me wrong, some of them are an interpretational STRETCH, but aren’t many of the varied Bible interpretations that are out there as well (For example the predicted times of Christ’s return in January 1, 1000, 1190, 1205, 1260, 1533, 1669, 1690, 1830, March 21, 1843 and when that failed, prophesied that Christ would come in late October, 1844, 1899, March 12, 1903 between 2:30 and 3:00 AM – no one was sure if he was referring to GMT, 1914, 1925, 1975, 1981, and 1988. 1988 was a very good year, many predicted this year — the book
"88 Reasons Why the Rapture Will Occur in 1988" came out (paperback only) to prove this fact. 1990, 1992, 1993, 1994, 1995 and of course 2000 even though the bible itself say we will not know — "For in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh," Matthew 24:44.)?
Some christians just take things way too seriously.
The site a great read and if you think about it you could have fun at your next church gathering!
Of course there are other more SERIOUS ways to bring you back to salvation (besides Chick scaring you into submission).
Buy your Christian panties here: http://www.cafeshops.com/jesus21.
Enjoy!

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